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[Lone Wolf]

Lost for a smart remark to see off your enemies? Unable to deliver that killer insult? Put an end to "I was speechless!" misery with the amazing Biblical Curse Generator, which is pre-loaded with blistering put-downs as delivered by Elijah, Jeremiah and other monumentally angry saints. Simply click the button below, and get ready to smite your foes with a custom-made curse straight out of the Old Testament.


Biblical Curse Generator


I hope you will be as welcome as a fart in the queen's bedchamber, thou dabbler in abominations!

[Chris]

I hope you will be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou breaker of the commandments!

[thrashard]

Woe unto thee, thou offspring of a squashed cockroach, for you will fall under a speeding chariot!