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[Chris]

and doesn't lose any limbs to fireworks. I'm looking at you betterdan... 

[betterdan]

Well I didn't lose any limbs but I did have my grand kids catch the grass in the yard on fire with some crappy sparklers. I'm glad we couldn't get any real fireworks around here like roman candles or pop bottle rockets or they may have burned down the house too. 

[Chris]

I have my hose ready to go as a precaution today since I'm surrounded by idiots here. I had a few jackass neighbors who had a bottle rocket war or something last year when I discovered a good 40 or so of them in my backyard.